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    by Craig Pinhey (this is an unedited version of my article that I wrote for Appellation America in 2007)

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    Any North American with any wine “chops” whatsoever knows that the Finger Lakes wine region in Upstate New York makes respectable Riesling, with great acid, minerality, floral notes and pure citrus and apple fruit.

    If you haven’t had the pleasure, plan a trip around the  Fingers and see what the various appellations have to offer. Cayuga Lake and Seneca Lake are the only official AVA’s inside the large Finger Lakes AVA, but one could argue there should be more.  If you love aromatic whites with crisp acid, and enjoy gorgeous water-views, you may just find your new home.

    On our last trip, we tasted several Rieslings from along both sides of Cayuga and Seneca, from various wineries in both dry and off-dry styles, and walked away (flew, actually) with the firm impression that this terroir is perfect for glorious Riesling. Although you may know the pioneers like Dr. Frank, there are many other producers with wine as good that are far less busy.

    (Note: If this article seems overtly pro-Riesling, well, it is. Deal with it.)

    While down there, though, it was impossible to miss the gradual move to red winemaking that’s been sneaking into the area.  It’s not just winter hardy hybrids, crosses and oddballs, either, although the Black Russian Red made from Eastern European varieties – Sereksiya and Saperiva (Charni) – at McGregor Vineyards is one hell of a salesperson for them!

    It seems Pinot Noir and Cab Franc are the quality wines of choice, not altogether surprising given their pedigree just across the border in Ontario, but there’s an emergence of other black vinifera grapes too, such as Syrah and Cab Sauv, at least in certain prime spots.

    Damiani Vineyards is one of the wineries that is seriously focusing on serious reds, and one visit there might just make you a believer in Finger Lakes reds.

    Opened in 2005 in Hector, near the southern tip on the east side of Seneca Lake – “the banana belt,” according to owners Lou Damiani and vineyard manager Phil Davis – Damiani is an example of a small winery thinking big: in terms of their reds, anyway.

    So they picked their hot spot in a banana belt in snowy New York? “We call it that due to Seneca Lake being the deepest of the Finger Lakes, at over  700 ft, with west prevailing winds. Also, this area has grown fruit since colonial times: cherries, peaches and grapes.”

    Phil’s father had been growing grapes in Hector 30-40 years ago, so it’s a natural location for him. Lou, who has worked in various capacities in the local wine industry, consulted Phil when he planned his vineyards, planted in 1996. Both now own land planted with vinifera grapes that supply the winery.

    The terroir is warm enough even for Cabernet Sauvignon, as proven by their 2005 which, although certainly well structured with dusty tannins, does not suffer from overly vegetal characteristics. The 05 Meritage is even more drinkable, but with firm tannins, the kind that make a wine writer think ‘This could age!’

    “Cab Sauv certainly likes to hang on the vine longer than Cab Franc,” explains Lou, the winemaker, “so we consistently get a nice CF here, whereas CS, given the growing season, might not be as ripe every year.

    The Meritage blend doesn’t change an awful lot from year to year, so far, but we do try to pick the best barrels of each variety and do quite a few taste tests to get the Meritage blend we are looking for.  We do look at it as our top shelf.  Roughly speaking, it is close to equal parts Cab Sauv, Cab Franc and Merlot, although I like the ’stiffness’ that the Cabs add, so there is a little more of them.  There are always production factors involved in our blend also, such as available amounts, etc.”

    Advertised on their website for $25, their ‘top shelf’ Meritage seems like a steal, and it is. This ain’t Napa (that’s not an insult, by the way). Even their top Pinot Noir, which is arguably their best red and best expression of terroir, sells for only $22.

    While there we tasted one test blend for the next (2006) Pinot release, as well as the 2005 (smooth, but earthy, balanced acid and tannins, and full of cherry fruit)  and 2004 (spicy oak, with lots of acid, candied cherry notes).  The ‘06 was quite forward for a barrel sample, with perfumed cherry and ‘Old World’ terroir notes.

    “I  have not chosen the blend for the Pinot Noir yet.” explains Lou. “I am letting them sit in barrels, although 3 barrels of one vineyard was taken out of oak and put in stainless steel.  I think the next process before I really start trying to put it together is to go through a gentle fining process.  A few barrels with isinglass and a few barrels with gelatin.  I will do trials on this soon.  My thinking is that I will have 2 pinots: 100 cases of reserve and 200 cases of non-reserve, at two different prices.  Two of the three vineyards of the Pinot are from the east side of Seneca Lake – one being a little overcropped – and the third vineyard is from the west side of the lake which produced a lighter but very fruity Pinot Noir.”

    That’s definitely a Burgundian approach. And, when you understand the terroir here, you appreciate that Burgundian thinking makes more sense than California or possibly even Oregon.

    “The 2004 Pinot was light, more delicate, more nuanced.  It was a blend of two vineyards.  I know something about the concept of Grand Crus <single vineyards with old vines>, but, having said that, there is something beautiful about a virgin crop.  Part of the 2004 was a virgin crop from a new Pinot Noir vineyard — Phil’s vineyard.  The other part was from a 20 year old Pinot Noir vineyard.”

    It is markedly lighter than the 2005, although both are very good.

    Lou explains, “The 2005 year was a very hot intense summer.  We had drought that year so the fruit was dehydrated, with very developed tannins, intense fruit, 24 brix.  The ph was around 3.5.”

    This explains the round, forward fruit character of this lovely wine. It would be nice to see more on the market, but this is a new, small winery. It’s growing, though. They now have 10 acres under vine, with a further 5-10 coming. Not all of the fruit goes to Damiani Vineyards though.

    “My brother Anthony and I have a vineyard, ” answers Lou. ”His fruit, half of our production, goes to Red Newt under the Glaciar Ridge Vineyard designation.”

    We tried that wine, a Merlot, at Red Newt before heading down the road to Damiani. Red Newt does a good job on that and other wines (including Riesling, of course, and a very good locally grown Syrah) and spoke very highly of Damiani, especially their red wines.

    They make whites, too, of course, and their method traditional sparkler, made from Chardonnay and Pinot Noir, is a stunner, and only $25.

    But the reds really catch your eye, and capture your attention when you taste them.

    So, one wonders what made Lou decide to become a red wine specialist in a region known originally for Labrusca and now for Riesling.

    How is he succeeding where most others don’t even try?

    “My winemaking philosophy is ‘drink a lot and talk very little.’  No, seriously.  My intention is to let the land speak for itself, grow grapes right, do the basics in the winemaking correctly, meaning: pay attention to primary fermentation, the yeasts used, the yeast nutrients used, and gentle pressings.  We are not pulling out a lot of harsh phenolics; we balance that with oak.  Unlike California, the wines here cannot take a lot of new oak, so we use gradations of ages of oak.  We use French oak as much as possible, especially on the Burgundy wines.  We do a lot of taste trials and we also try to let the wine express a little attitude.  We don’t try and make our wine something it is not, i.e. California or Australia.”

    Whatever he and Phil are doing is working;  they are making serious reds. You have to know how to pick your spots, I guess.

    Contact Info

    www.damianiwinecellars.com

    5435 State Route 414

    Hector, New York 14841

    MAIL:

    Damiani Wine Cellars

    P. O. Box 205

    Hector, New York 14841

    Phone/Fax:             607 546 5557

    Email:            info@damianiwinecellars.com

    Phil’s contact info: 607-546-5506

    Cheers!

    Craig

  • Culture Schlock, Jan 7 2010

    Tiger Tiger Burning Bright and other Pop Culture Predictions for 2010,

    by Oinky the Pig

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    It’s 2010 and I’m out of the pen!  Yo yo yo my little piglets and runts, it’s time for another year’s worth of couplets and grunts. As we move out of the naughties (it was originally intended to refer to “nought” as in “zero”, but my current boat cruising buddy Tiger changed all that), or perhaps you prefer the “oughties” as in, we ought to have finished those wars, but it didn’t work out that way.

    Thaaaat’s right, Oinky’s back and no one’s safe. Even though I’m off in the Caribbean with Le Tigre and his “pals” (yeah, right! There are so many udders in my face I feel like I’m back on tha farm, y’all), I can’t resist taking a shot at him. Last year I predicted that, among other prognostications, Tiger Woods would win the Master’s in a wheelchair. Well, I was close.  He’s handicapped, what with the fat lip that Viking chick gave him, and of course his financial hardships.  Hey, I know if I lost my sponsorship deals with Gillette (”Now with 10 heavy duty blades for guaranteed bristle removal. Bonus – free bacon!”) and Slap Chop (”Zucchini, Bikini, Linguini, Martini, Pigscreamy”), I’d have a hard time affording my weekly jaunts to the continent.   That reminds me. Go to GIOTC2010.com for deets on my “Get incontinent on the continent, 2010″ celebrity cruise tour.

    Enough self-promotion; here are my predictions and musings for 2010.

    TV

    Conveyor Belt Of Love (and is the Bachelor still on, really?)

    The latest “hook up complete strangers that are coincidentally narcissistic jerks who’ve had lots of work done” show to come along is really, honestly called Conveyor Belt of Love. Potential suitors go by on a belt and you pick one, kind of like sushi.  Something smells fishy, that’s for sure. Other pathetic programs sure to follow are “Who wants to marry a crack whore?” and “The Bachelor: The Garbagemen of Monte Carlo Edition.”

    Who wants to marry this swine-stud?

    Who wants to marry this swine-stud?

    The Family Guy’s new Spin-off: The Stimpsons

    Rather than carry on the charade that The Family Guy is not a bad rip-off of The Simpsons, Seth McFarlane’s new show will be called The Stimpsons, and will feature the exact same characters from The Simpson’s except one: Stimpy (from Ren & Stimpy, ironically, a very funny show), who will replace Santa’s Little Helper.

    Dexter Season 5 – The End of Al Quaeda

    Just when you thought it was safe to be a serial killer, Dexter will be back for it’s 5th season, perhaps of many more to come (hey, the ratings are good!)  In a surprise twist, Dexter’s sister Debra (his real life wife) will pull her head out of her tiny, hipless ass and clue in that her brother likes to kill people ritualistically.  She will join him in a Bonnie & Clyde-like cross country bad-guy killing spree that will culminate with the elimination of Osama Bin Laden, who, shockingly, will be found working as a saddle hand at George Bush’s ranch in Texas.

    MUSIC

    Lady Gaga Arrested For Murdering 100 Kermits

    As it turns out, the publicity photo of Lady Gaga wearing a Kermit-stole will turn out to be real. She really did kill, skin (and perhaps eat) over 100 Kermit the Frogs.

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    AutoTune Robot Writes Own Songs

    A robot created to tour with acts that cannot sing in tune will gain intelligence using “self learning” software to the point where it will start writing and singing its own songs. A new music industry will develop around these singing robots, and one will win the 2010 American Idol Competition, narrowly beating out another Autotune robot that was rumoured to like “its bolts screwed in the wrong way,” if you know what I mean.

    MOVIES

    Avatar Sequel goes to 4 D

    Now that Avatar has set the new standard for movies, James Cameron will feel compelled to take it another step further. Avatar II will come out in 4-D, where you can actually smell the things you see on the screen, including the BO of the 10 foot blue people. When Cameron tries to patent his Smellorama technology, he will be kidnapped and held for the rest of his life by Dr. Tongue in his castle in Scarborough, refusing to do a remake of 3-D House of Stewardesses.

    Sherlock Holmes II:  The Shequel

    In the next Sherlock Holmes installment, the intrepid detective will reveal that he is in fact, a woman, and actually not all that good at solving murders.  When faced with criticism that he has strayed even further from the original books, Guy Ritchie will shrug and say “You do know that I schtoomped Madonna, right?”

    SPORTS

    Olympics Hockey Gold Overshadowed By Old Guy Who Can Ski And Shoot Squirrels  At The Same Time

    Although Canada will win the men’s and women’s hockey Gold at the 2010 Olympics, media coverage will be dominated by Joe Smith, an 80 year old New Brunswicker discovered by the National Biathlon coach while snowmobile holidaying in Bathurst.  Smith has been skiing and shooting squirrels, albeit with a 22, since he was 8 years old, and he will win the Olympic Gold, only to fall into disgrace 1 week later when he fails a drug test for oxycontin use.

    Tiger Tiger Burning Bright

    (adapted from The Tiger, By William Blake, 1757-1827)

    Tiger, tiger, burning bright

    At least you were until that night

    When Elin gave you your black eye

    And ruined your lipsymmetry

    You’ve hit balls into the skies

    That travelled further than the eyes

    Could see and now your fans aspire

    To extinguish your eternal fire

    Your golf game approaches art

    What we question is your heart

    There’s nothing that you couldn’t beat

    Except humility’s dragging feet

    Imprisoned by each media chain

    What hate is boiling in your brain?

    How many throats you’d love to grasp

    How many bras left to unclasp

    When the press runs out of spears

    And your family’s out of tears

    What kind of man is left to see?

    What will abusive habits cause thee?

    Tiger, tiger, burning bright

    You will emerge from this dark night

    What will appear before my eye?

    John Daly’s fearful symmetry!

    DRINKS

    Light beer goes to zero calories

    In a bold move, newly formed beer giant  Millmolbattsbudcoorsapporo will release a beer with zero calories. On reports from critics that “This isn’t beer; it’s f&%#ing carbonated water!” the CEO of the corporation will be quoted as saying “If I pay a billion dollars for ads that say it is beer, it is beer.”

    Wine – Dealcoholized Wine Trend Reverses

    The practice of lowering wine alcohol levels in hot grape climates using reverse osmosis and other tricks will be stopped, as consumers demand higher and higher booze content. The same trend will hit the beer market, as new brands such as “Punch in the Face” and “Barf!” will be released that hit 35 and even 40% alcohol.  They will also contain triple the amount of caffeine as Coke. As a result, ANBL will report record profits and enforce two price hikes during the year. Why the hell not?

    Cheers and Happy New Year!

    Oinky is on a boat, and it sure ain’t Noah’s ark. Visit him at www.frogspad.ca

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  • [here] Culture Schlock, October 15, 2009

    I generally don’t like today’s sitcoms. I won’t name names, but most are predictable, unfunny, lowest common denominator schlock. I know, I’m all about the schlock, but even I have my limits. I’ll listen to simply fun pop music occasionally, but I’ll always return to more complex tunes crafted by bespectacled wordsmiths.

    Same with TV. Back in the day I enjoyed shows like Happy Days (before Richie left and the rise of the incredibly unlikable Chachi) and Three’s Company, mainly for John Ritter’s physical comedy (and, let’s be honest, for Chrissy. Hey, I went through puberty during that show), but my real faves were seriously clever shows like Barney Miller and WKRP. There have been few since then that I’ve followed religiously, not for long, anyway…I had a brief dalliance with Married With Children’s first few seasons, and That Seventies Show…and my tolerance for mindless sitcoms has decreased in my middle age. I tend to look more for hour-long dramas that challenge my mind, at least a little bit, while also providing quirky humour.

    This said, there are only two Fall sitcoms that I make a real effort to watch these days: The New Adventures of Old Christine (on which she is as funny as she was in her best moments on Seinfeld), and How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM), the latter more than the former.

    HIMYM is what they call a sleeper, in that it really crept up on me. When it first came on, 5 seasons ago, believe it or not, I thought it was just another mindless sitcom, but it has grown on me, like mould, but a really funny, sweet mould, with great writing.

    It was actually an endorsement from a fellow New Brunswick TV fan that caused me to try HIMYM again. I liked it. Also, the fact that Neil Patrick Harris completely blew me away with his comic talent and singing on the web-only Dr. Horrible’s Singalong Blog (now available on DVD) didn’t hurt.

    I started watching HIMYM whenever I happened to be home when it was on, and eventually I started making a real effort, including watching online at watchhowimetyourmother.com, to see EVERY episode. I missed the first few of this, their 5th season, while away in Spain, so last week I caught up by watching Episodes 1 through 3. It’s just a great, involving, sitcom.

    What do I like so much about the show? Well, that’s hard to explain. It is often hard to explain why you like one show (or band, or wine) and hate another, to someone who doesn’t get it. It can be very frustrating. You are tempted to say “If you don’t see why, don’t watch, you soulless idiot.” But that is not going to get any more fans for the show. And what you want, if you are a big fan of a show, is more fans, so that the show will stay on TV.

    My favourite part of the show is the writing. They keep it fresh and funny, and they surprise me sometimes. As far as characters go, I think Barney is hilarious, although his season 5 steady relationship with Robin is kinda cramping his “lady’s man” style, which was made ironic (and I mean REALLY ironic, not pretend, that is, Alanis, ironic) when Harris came out a while ago. He is brilliant, and I really want to go see him in a musical in New York before I die.

    My favourite characters, though, are Marshall and Lily, the couple played by Jason Segel (who you may remember from Freaks and Geeks, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall at the movies), and the quite charming and cute Alyson Hannigan, a favourite from Buffy The Vampire Slayer and those crappy American Pie movies. They are an innocent, loving couple, naïve, sweet and really endearing. I’m not sure there’s ever been a better onscreen (in terms of TV) couple. The episode about them showing up at the airport to meet each other, armed with microbrew, is probably my favourite HIMYM moment.

    The main guy, Ted, played by previously unknown to me Josh Radnor is good, but I wish they would have used his own voice for the narrative parts instead of Bob Saget. Not that Saget does a bad job, but, well, this is THE freaking Bob Saget, people, source of some of the worst TV of all time (America’s Funniest Home Videos, and, oh my gosh it is hard for me to even write these words, Full House). Robin, the token Canadian character on the show, is played by, um, Cobie Smulders (let me check that…yep, that’s her name, alright). She is actually FROM Vancouver, which gives her regular “in” jokes about Canada a bit of weight. It is admittedly nice to hear the word Canucks on mainstream American TV.

    Don’t get me wrong, HIMYM is not an amazing work of film art, nor is it necessarily ranked amongst the best sitcoms of all time, but, right now, I think it is the best 30 minutes of comedic fiction on American TV. You can catch it on Monday nights at 9 pm on CBS (Channel 15) and CITY TV (133).

    Craig Pinhey is still waiting for the next WKRP. Visit him at www.frogspad.ca

  • [here] Culture Schlock

    Issue: Sep 17, 2009

    Glee is one of the most buzzed about new fall shows this year. This hour long comedy/drama (dramedy? coma?) from Nip/Tuck creator Ryan Murphy premiered on Global TV last Wednesday, September 9th, and the first episode is available for viewing, albeit choppy on my internet connection, at GlobalTV.com for free.

    The show revolves around “New Directions,” a glee club at a high school. My first impression was great, especially since the “bad guy” (actually, bad girl) heading up the cheerleading squad is played by the hilarious Jane Lynch, who you probably remember as the horny boss in “The 40 Year Old Virgin” or maybe from “Alvin and the Chipmunks.” Early on in the episode her character, Sue Sylvester, tells the glee club leader Will (played by Matthew Morrison, a virtual unknown) that he needs to recruit more members to go to the regionals. That starts the story rolling.

    I got even more excited when the first number performed by the ultra nerdy Glee club was Freak Out, my all time favourite disco song, originally recorded by Chic, the slick outfit headed up by Nile Rodgers and Bernard Edwards in the 70’s. I then got supremely pissed off when the nerdy glee clubbers dissed the song, saying it sucks. They’d rather sing a Kanye West song. Okay, so the main heroes of the show have bad taste. That’s Black Mark # 1.

    Glee reminds me of several other shows from the past. It has some elements of Fame, a show about a special school for performing artists. I loved that show way back when but it really looks bad when you watch it now. It is way too schlocky. Glee also has elements of Freaks and Geeks, a brilliant Judd Apatow show from 1999 (available now on the Tech channel) that focused on a group of high school nerds at a high school in the early 80’s, featuring now famous actors Seth Rogen and James Franco. Put those two shows together and the premise is promising.

    Canadian connections in Glee are provided by Jessalyn Gilsig from Montreal, who plays Terri Schuester, Will’s nutty wife, and Calgary born Cory Monteith, who plays the conflicted jock/glee club member Finn Hudson.

    The show has snappy dialogue and good acting. The music is great too, although, and here comes my main criticism: it is far too staged and produced. Rather than have perfectly prerecorded and professionally performed songs, with the cast lip synching, they should have used realistic live performances by talented young musicians. That would have given viewers a feeling of authenticity. Instead it feels like a Milli Vanilli convention.

    You may consider that a small flaw, but for me that’s a big Black Mark #2.

    Glee is a super fun show, and the humour running through it really helps its likeability. I could see people really getting behind this show, especially if they are High School Musical fans (in other words, they like really fake sounding music). The show is two faced. It is a real crowd pleaser, a guilty pleasure, but is also laced with an underlying quirkiness that makes it something more. I might just keep watching it, but if the music continues to annoy me, I’ll probably give it a pass after a few episodes.

    Craig Pinhey loves going to live musical theatre, but hated High School Musical. Visit Craig at www.frogspad.ca.

  • [here] Culture Schlock

    Issue: Sep 3, 2009

    It is hard to believe that summer is almost over, but the good news is that means it’s time for some new shows and returning favourites.

    I’ve been partially satiated this summer by True Blood, the southern US based vampire series on HBO that has escalated to the point of ridiculous. Don’t get me wrong; this is still entertaining stuff, and the cast is generally great, but this “whole town is completely nutso evil” plotline doesn’t fit in with where the show started last year. The attractive premise of the show when it began was that vampires were coexisting relatively well with humans, and could drink commercially developed faux-blood called Tru Blood. Vampires appeared on TV and companies marketed products just for them. It was almost like they were an immigrant culture integrating into America. It was a darkly comedic parody of the current state of race relations.

    But now it is just all apeshit crazy. I’ll watch the rest (Sundays and Tuesdays on HBO and Bravo, respectively) but I may give it a pass next season if they don’t pull back a bit. I have not read the books the show is taken from, but if this is the direction they go, I won’t bother.

    The returning shows I’m awaiting with the most anticipation are Dexter, Supernatural, and Dollhouse. So, if you are like me, and actually pay for regular cable AND the specialty channels so you can see the best that the boob tube has to offer, or even if you watch online, download them or wait and buy the season DVD’s, here’s what to look for this season for my favourites.

    Dexter (premieres September 27 on HBO)

    When we last saw our favourite vigilante serial killer, he had escaped detection yet again, and was in the process of fathering a child with his new wife, who is still oblivious to what Dexter gets up to at night. If you can suspend reality for a moment, which you must do to truly enjoy my favourites, then you can get past the fact that Dexter should have been busted several times, and has the proverbial luck of a shithouse rat. They need to end this show this year, in my opinion, which means Dexter either gets caught, killed, or ends up icing himself. When great shows go on too long, they dishonour themselves. This season sees Dexter having to get used to life with a newborn child of his own. Will this baby be born with the serial killing gene too? In the meantime, a serial killer returns to town making for new prey for Dexter.

    Supernatural (Premieres September 10, 2009)

    This show has advanced several levels in quality and complexity over its 4 seasons. Now we are approaching the supposedly last season, although, if the sponsors love the results, it may be extended. After last season’s exciting conclusion, “Lucifer Rising,” where the devil was apparently released from hell onto earth, the show’s producers and writers must have found themselves in an awkward position. “Um, where do we go from here?” Or maybe it was all part of a well planned out 5-season plot. Who knows? In the season premiere, “Sympathy for the Devil,” we’ll get to see where they go with this Devilish plot. I’m curious, but concerned.

    I’m hoping that they spend at least half the season doing old fashioned Sam and Dean shows, where each episode is a self-contained story in which they go to a town and solve a supernatural mystery, and humour abounds, with Ben Edlund (The Tick) writing the funniest, quirkiest episodes. This integrated, complicated “hell plot” can wear on you at times, and it’s pretty serious stuff. It reminds me of how X-Files deteriorated into that government conspiracy mess. All we X-Files fans ever wanted was more Scully and Fox dialogue.

    Dollhouse (premieres September 25 on FOX/Global)

    Joss Whedon (creator of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Firefly) had a slow start with Dollhouse’s first season, but it picked up steam and is a highly anticipated show this fall, at least if you talk to his legion of acolytes (I’m one). Great news is the addition of Summer Glau (River from Firefly and the only half-decent part of last year’s terminated Terminator TV series) to the cast. The wiry Glau plays Bennett, a recurring character at the Dollhouse who somehow knows Eliza Dushku’s equally wiry Echo from their past. I’m not sure if Dushku will appreciate the hot chick competition, but I’m sure fans will.

    Craig Pinhey likes weird shows and is therefore weird. Discuss. Visit Craig at www.frogspad.ca.

  • [here] Culture Schlock

    Issue: Aug 20, 2009

    The English Premier League kicks off this weekend, which should help distract me from the sting of Canada’s disappointing performance in the Gold Cup and our disastrous World Cup qualifying attempt before that. The EPL kicks off for regular cable subscribers at 11 am on Sportsnet with Aston Villa against Wigan, and I’m ready. I’m ready, that is, in that I have my pool picks done. Whether that makes me truly ready is questionable, because I am a Canadian with limited footie cred participating in one of the largest free internet sports pools in the world, at fantasy.premierleague.com. There are currently over 1.4 million participants, and most are English. The odds of me doing well are low. I’m happy if I check the stats each week and find I’m in the top half. If I end up in the top quarter at the end of the season I’d be proud, and thrilled to be in the top tenth percentile.

    I’ve played soccer my whole life, mostly in the playground until university, then in minor leagues ever since. I was never coached, and it shows, and I rarely watched it on TV as a kid, but I love it more and more every year, even though I’ve had my nose broken twice in this gentleman’s game played by thugs. Maybe it is my English heritage (my grandfather was a farmer in Devon) or the fact that UK real ale is my favourite beverage, but I think my increased interest comes mainly from playing in the EPL pool, and in World Cup pools. This has sharpened my obsession and honed my knowledge a little bit. Now I watch high-level football on TV whenever possible. I don’t pay the extra $14.99 a month for SETA (Ch 429), the ultimate EPL specialty channel, but we are served pretty well by Sportsnet (Ch 22) with its Saturday games and Soccer Saturday pre-game show, and I enjoy The Footy Show on The Score (Ch 34). I also get good football on GOLTV (428 on digital cable) and FOX Sports World (415) with my current cable package.

    So yeah, I love football, but the English live it. I usually call it soccer by the way, but I should call it by its proper name, because there are far more of those football fans than there are fans of North American football, which is an orchestrated war game using human playing pieces. I like our game too, but it is small compared to football, the only true “world” sport. This is evidenced by the growing international excitement and tension surrounding the upcoming 2010 World Cup in South Africa. It is a genuine world event and I can’t wait.

    English football fans make us Canadians look like occasional hockey dabblers. Sure, some of us love hockey, and we cheer hard for our team, especially in the playoffs or at a bar after a few “pops,” but we won’t die for it. Not on purpose anyway.

    Just thinking about this Saturday’s kickoff helped me decide what to have for supper. I have one bottle of Fuller’s London Pride bitter, and the fish and chips are heating up in the oven. I’d even add a side of mushy peas if that weren’t so disgusting. Pubs, beer and football go hand in hand in the UK, of course, although I’m a bit disturbed by the fans sometimes. I remember being in Chelsea around 15 years ago at a nice pub drinking real ale, and they closed up and booted us out in the afternoon for no apparent reason. But there was a very plain reason – there was a match that day, and no pub in the area of the stadium can afford to stay open. The place would be destroyed. I saw a similar scene in Newcastle after a big FA Cup game that they lost down in the south. The Geordies got back home and tore up the town centre.

    Another sad aspect of the football hooligan/thug phenomenon is that these louts don’t even like good English beer. They swill back large volumes of terrible lager. They don’t care. They are drinking just to get drunk and in trouble. Now, these folks are not representative of the average Englishperson, or football fan even, but the one bad apple rule applies.

    I recently read an excellent book of short stories called The New Kings of Non-Fiction, edited by Ira Glass. One story was an extract from Bill Buford’s Among the Thugs, his true account of traveling with Manchester United fans. Just reading the extract scared the crap out of me. I don’t want to read the whole book.

    I’m no lager lout. I love watching “the beautiful game” on TV, and I’d love to watch an EPL or World Cup game live too, but I admit I’m a bit nervous. I was at a Toronto FC game in Toronto a month ago; I was never in danger, although those fans are very wild compared to anything I’ve seen at NFL, CFL, NBA and NHL games. Wild for Canadians, but tame compared to football fans on the world level.

    I’m happy to watch the EPL on TV at home, with a good beer in my hand and my computer opened to a screen from the online pool. I’m in a few sub-pools, including a “Canadians” section, and one full of Elvis Costello fans (what would those nerds know about football?), with smaller numbers of pool competitors, so I do have a chance to win one of those. There are no prizes for these, though, just honour, but that’s a compelling reason to watch every week. Come on, join up!

    Now, who do I have from Villa and Wigan?

    Craig Pinhey used to be fast and score the odd goal, but time wounds all heels. Visit Craig at www.frogspad.ca.

  • Welcome 25.02.2009 No Comments

    Join me as we taste our way through a fantastic selection of wines from Argentina paired with the fine cuisine of Chef Axel Begner in the latest in our series of wine and food pairings at Opera Bistro, Saint John’s best restaurant.

    Argentina Food and Wine Pairing event

    Wednesday, April 22

    $95
    Reception

    6:30pm

    Sweet Potato Tostadas
    Don David Torrontes

    Menu
    Chipa Bread

    First

    Tortilla Cigar

    Carrot-Cucumber Slaw, Guacamole
    Las Moras Reserve Chardonnay

    Second

    Dorado en escabeche

    Dona Paula Los Cardos Sauvignon Blanc

    Third

    Empanadas Three Ways

    Catanarque nas

    -olives, raison, hardboiled egg ,sugar ,fried

    Sanjuaninas

    - wild mushrooms, onions, baked

    Tamales

    -corn, sweetbreads, steamed in corn husk

    Dante Robino Bonarda


    Entree

    Asado

    Beef Ribs and Milk Pork

    Chimichurrie

    Trapiche Victorio Coletto Malbec 2004

    Dessert

    Alfajores with Dolce Leche
    Argentinian Coffee

    Gourmet empanadas and top quality asado (saddle of beef) are just two of the yummy dishes to be served.

    Wines will go from the specialties of the region – Bonarda, Torrontes and (of course) Malbec, to international favourites like Sauvignon Blanc and Chardonnay

    For more details, go to operabistro.com or email eat@operabistro.com